Mike’s the Hook hockey guy, probably will be posting some WWE shit, some Marvel shit. He’s a jack of all trades.
So I’m home on a Saturday because well I’m boring and while being home I went down the rabbit hole of YouTube videos. As I am scrolling I see what looks like a lady eating a big ass lobster so I clicked. The video was just that, a fucking lady eating a lobster for 20 minutes. Then I do some more research and this is a thing. It’s called Mukbang. It’s literally people eating food in front of a camera and people fricken watch. On this particular video over 580 thousand views!! You can look this shit up yourself.
I watched like 3 minutes and got FURIOUS. To me there is nothing more annoying then a loud chewer and this shit is just that. A microphone right next to her fucking lips as she chomps down on a 15lb lobster. I mean what is the point of this? It’s kinda like that ASMR shit. People watching fake back scratches and massages. To me that’s just a tease.
I had to vent cause for some reason it infuriated me to the point where I woke up my girlfriend with a loud “YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!” If you need me I’ll be on YouTube hate messaging every single person who does this.