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Bill Burr Breaks Down The Dolphins Disaster

Bill Burr Breaks Down The Dolphins Disaster

 

It took me around 6 days to lick my wounds from that massive L the Pats took against the Dolphins. Worst part is that I made a pact with myself: 4 drinks a week max through the winter. I got my exempts like New Years and Christmas, yeah, but I needed a couple strong ones after that debacle. To be honest, I was in disbelief for the first 24 hours, just straight up didn’t believe. Monday afternoon showed it’s fat face and that’s when the emotions came through. The anger, the fear, all of it.

When I finally came to on Saturday and got jacked up for the Steelers matchup The Pats came out and laid a complete egg. Defense was putting pressure on Brady my ass, they just looked like dump. Dropped passes and flags. Not going to get into that here. But here’s Bill’s take on the Dolphin’s “miracle.”

The funniest part about Bill’s take is pointing out that Tom Brady had a great game. “Brady must have the most passing yards of any quarterback accumulated in losses.” This added another layer of misery thinking of the Super Bowl last year. 505 yards. I think about that when I go to sleep. 505 yards and he lost. The idea of defense is starting to get hilarious. A defense in the 80s used to be a bandage over the entire cut. Now, its just a q tip that tries it’s best to slow the bleeding so no-one dies.

A small win is the reminder of the peasantry of the Miami Dolphins. They’ll be rubbing a regular season win in our faces for a decade. Flips the joke on them without needing to rebuttal.

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