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Cam Made A Porn

Cam Made A Porn

 

Football porn.

Not many of us know the X’s and O’s of football. Half of our high school football teams barely knew what routes to run or who to block, and the other half only knew what they could grasp from Madden. None of us know what John Gruden is saying on his shows 75% of the time. BRETT FAVRE didn’t know what a NICKEL DEFENSE WAS. In his defense, I barely know what a nickel coin even is. Is it the one with Abraham Lincoln on it?

Besides doing hardcore deadlifts in the middle of earthquakes, Cam lives and breathes football. Back in kindergarden, he used to make x’s and o’s with his play dough. At his bar, he tells his wait staff to act like Belichick is watching. And when he bakes cookies, they’re always in the shape of footballs (laces out).

There’s something about Cam talking football that gets my juices going, but also makes my pickle shrink a little bit. It’s the same as a dude fixing something in your car with your girl watching. It feels like something you should know about, but it actually is complicated. Until you see someone who understands it work their magic.

Alright I’m done. Watch the video. It’s really interesting:

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